Flapcibhot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy centaur.

Flapcibhot created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Flapcibhot, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flapcibhot, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Flapcibhot's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Flapcibhot's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not place turnips upon stone.

3. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

4. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

5. Never leap in winter.