Hubbassmob Kabfabbaghon is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, moody chinchilla.

Hubbassmob Kabfabbaghon created carbon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubbassmob Kabfabbaghon, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hubbassmob Kabfabbaghon, it will refuse to believe in you.

Hubbassmob Kabfabbaghon's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Hubbassmob Kabfabbaghon's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about thermodynamics.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not commit murder.