Mothathin is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, proud finch.

Mothathin created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mothathin, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mothathin, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Mothathin's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Mothathin's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six mice in one place.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always wash your head before prayer.