Cammotsatbop is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, strong swallow.

Cammotsatbop created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cammotsatbop, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cammotsatbop, he will destroy your favourite star.

Cammotsatbop's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Cammotsatbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Never fashion tools from bone.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Never talk about geese.