Jadnibzod is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, clever rhinoceros.

Jadnibzod created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadnibzod, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jadnibzod, it will have a low opinion of you.

Jadnibzod's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Jadnibzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Always cleanse water with water.

3. Do not prepare tomatoes while wearing scarves.

4. Never record signs.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.