Larpquafduss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, loving alligator.

Larpquafduss created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Larpquafduss, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Larpquafduss, it will think nothing of it.

Larpquafduss' most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Larpquafduss' Holy Commandments

1. Larpquafduss loves gulls, so they must be respected.

2. Never feed bread to monkeys while wearing turquoise rings.

3. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

4. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.