Nibfobflisnil is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unsympathetic wyvern.

Nibfobflisnil created parasitic wasps eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibfobflisnil, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nibfobflisnil, he will turn you into a sheep.

Nibfobflisnil's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Nibfobflisnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Always wear plain boots during rituals.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not step barefoot upon black earth.