Rilflamcad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, overgenerous meerkat.

Rilflamcad created the planet Saturn three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilflamcad, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rilflamcad, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rilflamcad's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Rilflamcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach forests carrying ash.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Put Rilflamcad first in all things.