Sanddussflow is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying crocodile.

Sanddussflow created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Sanddussflow, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sanddussflow, she will torture you forever.

Sanddussflow's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Sanddussflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about dolphins.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near mites while wearing black shoes and balancing eight titanium spheres on your face.