Babpadflap is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unthoughtful fox.

Babpadflap created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Babpadflap, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Babpadflap, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Babpadflap's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Babpadflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not fashion tools from nickel.

5. Do not study archaea on holy days.