Narstragteen is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, vain donkey.

Narstragteen created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narstragteen, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Narstragteen, it will curse you with boils.

Narstragteen's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Narstragteen's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Worship no other gods but Narstragteen.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not resist balance.