Renjarnjonnab is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy goose.

Renjarnjonnab created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Renjarnjonnab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Renjarnjonnab, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Renjarnjonnab's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Renjarnjonnab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured whales.

2. Do not prepare peas while filled with anger.

3. Always count to eight before sleeping.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.