Wegdiddut is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, idiotic camel.

Wegdiddut created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegdiddut, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wegdiddut, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wegdiddut's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Wegdiddut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of parsnips to shrews while wearing blue skirts.

2. Never jump in the presence of elders.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.