Vonzoggof is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, flying hyena.

Vonzoggof created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Vonzoggof, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vonzoggof, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vonzoggof's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Vonzoggof's Holy Commandments

1. Always share peas with strangers, but never with grasshopers.

2. Never talk about enzymes.

3. Never gather three swans near doors.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always remove skirts before touching iron.