Veenvolratdid is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, annoying frog.

Veenvolratdid created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenvolratdid, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Veenvolratdid, it will send you a sign.

Veenvolratdid's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Veenvolratdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven capybaras in a large pit.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near great tits while wearing blue kilts and balancing six silver spheres on your head.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Never feed apples to geese while wearing jumpers.