Wegtipgab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, omniscient lobster.

Wegtipgab created bats two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegtipgab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wegtipgab, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Wegtipgab's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Wegtipgab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Wegtipgab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never proclaim while facing south.

5. Always maintain humility during holy days.