Homdanpod is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, weak centaur.

Homdanpod created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homdanpod, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Homdanpod, he will turn you into a worm.

Homdanpod's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Homdanpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not prepare pineapples while filled with joy.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near squirrels while wearing orange stockings and balancing four aluminium spheres on your face.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never prepare tomatoes during spring.