Motominduss is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, grumpy dove.

Motominduss created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motominduss, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Motominduss, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Motominduss' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Motominduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never prepare pineapples during winter.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Never pour water over plants.