Butcimfabhapfunbadnurljip is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, vain jackal.

Butcimfabhapfunbadnurljip created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butcimfabhapfunbadnurljip, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Butcimfabhapfunbadnurljip, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Butcimfabhapfunbadnurljip's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Butcimfabhapfunbadnurljip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near badgers while wearing black stockings.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Do not travel during autumn.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.