Jabcedxin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, caring crocodile.

Jabcedxin created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Jabcedxin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jabcedxin, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Jabcedxin's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Jabcedxin's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Never feed oranges to dolphins while wearing shorts.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.