Fosskimsinbin is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, narcissistic wren.

Fosskimsinbin created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Fosskimsinbin, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fosskimsinbin, he will come to you in dreams.

Fosskimsinbin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Fosskimsinbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your chest toward the east during prayer.

2. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Fosskimsinbin must be the most important thing in your life.