Gudvinhot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, sage cow.

Gudvinhot created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudvinhot, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gudvinhot, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gudvinhot's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gudvinhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.