Vedwipflis is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, proud warg.

Vedwipflis created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedwipflis, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vedwipflis, he will not care at all.

Vedwipflis' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Vedwipflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never allow mice to witness sacred rites.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not prepare cucumbers while wearing rings.

5. Heed all dreams.