Zodzimsab Tuntonapp Bossrillpassassoghivbab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, conceited weasel.

Zodzimsab Tuntonapp Bossrillpassassoghivbab created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodzimsab Tuntonapp Bossrillpassassoghivbab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zodzimsab Tuntonapp Bossrillpassassoghivbab, she will curse you with boils.

Zodzimsab Tuntonapp Bossrillpassassoghivbab's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Zodzimsab Tuntonapp Bossrillpassassoghivbab's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zodzimsab Tuntonapp Bossrillpassassoghivbab.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always remove jumpers before touching platinum.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.