Bifligtin is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, sage monkey.

Bifligtin created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifligtin, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bifligtin, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bifligtin's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Bifligtin's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant while facing east.

2. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Never eat bark.