Dondinbad is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, awesome naga.

Dondinbad created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dondinbad, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dondinbad, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dondinbad's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Dondinbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare onions while filled with anger.

2. Never talk about moths.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

5. Never remain prostrate at dusk.