Wotwikflat Yamgovzod Yikvadbell is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, overgenerous fly.

Wotwikflat Yamgovzod Yikvadbell created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wotwikflat Yamgovzod Yikvadbell, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wotwikflat Yamgovzod Yikvadbell, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Wotwikflat Yamgovzod Yikvadbell's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Wotwikflat Yamgovzod Yikvadbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never whisper while facing south.

3. Always count to nine before sleeping.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

5. Respect your elders.