Ligstantif is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, contented bear.

Ligstantif created water five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligstantif, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ligstantif, she will turn you into a rock.

Ligstantif's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Ligstantif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not gather at doors at midday.

3. Never allow snails to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Always obey Ligstantif's priests.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.