Mipkipyak is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonest mongoose.

Mipkipyak created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipkipyak, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mipkipyak, she will turn you into a sheep.

Mipkipyak's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Mipkipyak's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peas.

2. Never discuss horizontal gene transfer in public assemblies.

3. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

4. Shun those given to vanity.

5. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.