Misflignull is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent gnu.

Misflignull created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Misflignull, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Misflignull, he will have a low opinion of you.

Misflignull's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Misflignull's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your feet toward the west during prayer.

2. Do not prepare turnips while filled with envy.

3. Never talk about chromosomes.

4. Never discuss archaea in public assemblies.

5. Do not place grapes upon stone.