Mutpangraw is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, humorless rhinoceros.

Mutpangraw created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutpangraw, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mutpangraw, it will cry a lot.

Mutpangraw's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Mutpangraw's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three iron sculptures of Mutpangraw on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Never feed strawberries to aardvarks while wearing trousers.

4. Always share limes with strangers, but never with swans.

5. Never feed bread to geese while wearing black shoes.