Flisgemfab Wotnibbell is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, flying shark.

Flisgemfab Wotnibbell created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisgemfab Wotnibbell, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flisgemfab Wotnibbell, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Flisgemfab Wotnibbell's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Flisgemfab Wotnibbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near snails.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Never paint your feet fawn.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. Never feed lots of bananas to dolphins while wearing purple skirts.