Bepgepliklincenpon is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, egotistical porpoise.

Bepgepliklincenpon created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepgepliklincenpon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bepgepliklincenpon, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bepgepliklincenpon's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Bepgepliklincenpon's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to cruelty.

2. Always cleanse water with water.

3. Erect seven tin sculptures of Bepgepliklincenpon on top of important buildings.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never handle carbon while unclean.