Villarnbosswon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, passionate centaur.

Villarnbosswon created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Villarnbosswon, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Villarnbosswon, he will come to you in dreams.

Villarnbosswon's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Villarnbosswon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Heed all signs.

5. Always maintain purity during holy days.