Bapquillsand is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, smart butterfly.

Bapquillsand created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bapquillsand, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bapquillsand, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bapquillsand's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bapquillsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Hide from fawn cats for they are unholy.