Yattgessjamsug is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, sapient pig.

Yattgessjamsug created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattgessjamsug, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Yattgessjamsug, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Yattgessjamsug's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yattgessjamsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix lemons with blood.

2. Do not record signs concerning moons.

3. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.