Pascunbepbastrill is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, irritating deer.

Pascunbepbastrill created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pascunbepbastrill, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pascunbepbastrill, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Pascunbepbastrill's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Pascunbepbastrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat goats with great respect.

2. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Pascunbepbastrill in the centre of the settlement.

3. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Pascunbepbastrill on top of important buildings.

4. Never hop in the presence of elders.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.