Wongovdav is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, fussy hedgehog.

Wongovdav created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wongovdav, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wongovdav, she will turn you into a mouse.

Wongovdav's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Wongovdav's Holy Commandments

1. Wongovdav loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never pray while filled with pride.

4. Never travel toward the north during summer.

5. Do not hurt snails.