Dutleglist is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, omnipotent coyote.

Dutleglist created life four years ago.

If you believe in Dutleglist, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dutleglist, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dutleglist's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Dutleglist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

4. Do not fashion tools from copper.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.