Bepgetcat is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, amazing hyena.

Bepgetcat created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepgetcat, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bepgetcat, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Bepgetcat's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bepgetcat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tapirs.

2. Always store gooseberries above ground.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Put Bepgetcat first in all things.

5. Do not speak of the weak nuclear force near sacred fires.