Titmatfig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring naga.

Titmatfig created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Titmatfig, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Titmatfig, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Titmatfig's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Titmatfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your back toward the east during prayer.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism.