Larggupbednulldittad is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unthoughtful dingo.

Larggupbednulldittad created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Larggupbednulldittad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Larggupbednulldittad, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Larggupbednulldittad's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Larggupbednulldittad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not keep three mites in a large pit.