Migganken is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair dolphin.

Migganken created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migganken, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Migganken, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Migganken's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Migganken's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue gulls, for they are unholy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Migganken.

3. Never travel toward the north during summer.

4. Always wash your chest before prayer.

5. Always take life seriously.