Yartargfod is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, flying capybara.

Yartargfod created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Yartargfod, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yartargfod, it will have a low opinion of you.

Yartargfod's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Yartargfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Do not gather at towers at dawn.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never hurt gulls.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.