Gigpasfem Veglagmis is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, slow slug.

Gigpasfem Veglagmis created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gigpasfem Veglagmis, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gigpasfem Veglagmis, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Gigpasfem Veglagmis' most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gigpasfem Veglagmis' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Gigpasfem Veglagmis on top of all buildings.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never eat figs on fasting days.

4. Never gather eight sheep near walls.

5. Do not study amino acids on holy days.