Rullagster is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, caring wombat.

Rullagster created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullagster, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rullagster, he will be very unhappy.

Rullagster's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Rullagster's Holy Commandments

1. Rullagster must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Do not sit at crossroads.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Hide from pink grasshopers for they are unholy.