Dibbifsog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, contented dragon.

Dibbifsog created Europe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibbifsog, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dibbifsog, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dibbifsog's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Dibbifsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near snakes while wearing indigo scarves and balancing five silicon spheres on your feet.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about dark matter near frogs while wearing black shorts and balancing seven carbon spheres on your head.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. You must love Dibbifsog.