Vegtinflag is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, awesome fox.

Vegtinflag created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vegtinflag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vegtinflag, she will not care.

Vegtinflag's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Vegtinflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at towers at midday.

2. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.