Hunsafbem is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, confident wombat.

Hunsafbem created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunsafbem, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hunsafbem, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hunsafbem's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Hunsafbem's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hunsafbem.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near seals while wearing white hats.

4. Never whisper while facing west.

5. Never pour water over plants.