Dapkinciphitdissmabfid is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, generous hydra.

Dapkinciphitdissmabfid created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Dapkinciphitdissmabfid, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dapkinciphitdissmabfid, it will have a low opinion of you.

Dapkinciphitdissmabfid's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Dapkinciphitdissmabfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sheep.

2. Always cleanse blood with water.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never write about solid mechanics.

5. Never think about comets.